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Volcano Ore Rush

conservation, Earth’s crust, economic growth, environmental impact, extinct volcanoes, Extraction, geological exploration, geological formations, geology, global demand, Humanity, Industrial Revolution, innovation, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, ore, rare earth elements, renewable energy, Rush, Sustainable development, Technology, volcano

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Emeralds Found:	6568	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

Lady Power Minecraft Server

Action Movies, Architects, Audience, brick layers, Conquest, Creation, culture, Destruction, Elegant, goodness, heavenly glow, lady, Life, Light, Men, Minecraft, motherly kindness, power, psychos, romantic comedies, Server, Shadow, shapely, Sims, social games, sophistication, tabletop games, violent, violent games, war hungry, wellspring, wisdom, woman supremacist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI chatbots, AI-generated podcasts, Aichared, banter, blocky, Bot, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, claude, desuproxyreborn, editor, Frontends, Gemini, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, meta_botmaking_list, metalogs, MetaOP templates, min3craft, models, proxies, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, tech support, text-only models, thinking models, vision models

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aging parents, Boundaries, caregiver stress, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCare, Decision making, elder care, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, Healthcare, long-distance caregiving, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and intense emotional rollercoasters.

Embark on a quest to help Jim find a safe place to stay, while dealing with Sue’s adults-only Disney trips and her reluctance to take responsibility. Will you be the hero who convinces Sue to step up and care for her uncle, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud?

Witness Jim’s epic adventures of uncontrollable diarrhea, car mishaps, and fire department rescues, all while Sue monitors him remotely and claims she has her own life to live. Can you handle the chaos and drama that unfolds on our server?

Join now and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of family dynamics, caregiving dilemmas, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have this level of drama to navigate? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join our Minecraft server today!

GrandparentGangMC

aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Conflict, DEBT, ENTITLEMENT, estrangement, family, GrandparentGangMC, Grandparents, Inheritance, Maturity, MONEY, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, stepsister, Transfer

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family relationships, just like in real life!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds while also mining for answers from estranged grandparents who have been secretly saving up money for you. Will you choose to use the money for college or to fuel the flames of family feuds? The choice is yours!

But beware, as you may encounter step-siblings who refuse to accept you as part of the family, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations. Will you stand your ground and assert your place in the family hierarchy, or will you be labeled as a brat by your virtual relatives?

Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions, only on our Minecraft server! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

DayBrightenerMC SMP

DayBrightenerMC, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are throwing rave parties in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to prank unsuspecting newbies. So if you want to add some chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of fun to your day, come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Potty Break Paradise

Break, Paradise, potty

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bathroom break destination!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, bombs, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, Crisis, Force Chief, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, killing, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting bombed is creepers and not innocent people! we got so much chaos and destruction you’ll think you’re in the middle of a war zone, but it’s just us blowing up stuff for fun! plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a hezbollah rocket and launch yourself into the sky like a true chief! join now and be part of the madness, where the only casualties are the ones who didn’t join our server!

CraftyQueensThaiLove

acceptance, bill, civil rights, CraftyQueensThaiLove, Diversity, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, LGBT community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, milestone, progressive, same-sex unions, social change, South East Asia, thailand

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate love and equality just like Thailand’s king!! we have rainbow sheep, unicorn horses, and a dance party every night in the pixelated disco! build your own same-sex castle with your partner and rule over the land like the royalty you are! who needs a crown when you have a diamond helmet?! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon to the end dimension! love is love, even in blocky form!

Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

chronic pain management, clinical trials, diabetes medication, Drug Interactions, drug safety, health outcomes, Healthcare, lower risk, Medical research, new study, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid overdose, overdose, overdose prevention, ozempic, Patients, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Prevention, public health, Server, study, treatment options

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5959	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Buildings Constructed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.