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LOLcraft: The Smithsonian Rejects Relics Server

000 years ago, 30, 5.., amazon forest, Ancient City, Anons, Civilization, criticism, discovery, Göbekli Tepe, heavy criticism, History, Independent Archeologists, LolCraft, Modern Archeologists, Origins, rejects, Relics, Save, science fiction, scientists, Server, smithsonian, Smithsonian Archeological Institution, TRUE ORIGINS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the mainstream archeologists trying to cover up our true origins? Well, fear not, because on our server, we are dedicated to uncovering the REAL history of civilization! Join us as we dig deep into the virtual world to discover ancient civilizations that date back over 30,000 years! Who needs the Smithsonian when you have us uncovering the secrets of Göbekli Tepe and ancient cities in the Amazon rainforest? So come on, join our server and help us save our history from those pesky modern archeologists! Let’s show them that the truth is out there, in the world of Minecraft!

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Votes:	7536
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	9237

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

Royal Trio Minecraft Server

British Monarchy, costume drama, court intrigue, crown, Drama, Female Rulers, historical, Minecraft, Monarchy, Palace, period drama, powerful women, QUEENS, Regal, Reign, royal, series, Server, Show, television, three queens, Trio, TV series

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where three queens reign supreme! Join us for a royal experience like no other as you navigate through a world filled with glitter, glam, and a whole lot of drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.

So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!

The Arcane Minecraft SMP Experience

Arcane, black gf, Despair, emotional pain, Experience, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for companionship, longing for love, lost love, loveless existence, Minecraft, relationships, rest your head, romantic despair, Sadness, smp, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8357
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the ability to fly on a magical unicorn while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give out hugs. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Crafty Houses Minecraft Server

Battle System, Black Eagles, Blue Lions, Characters, class system, Crafty, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Series, Gaming, Garreg Mach Monastery, golden deer, Houses, Minecraft, Monastery activities, nintendo switch, role-playing game, Server, Storyline, strategy game, support conversations, tactical rpg, three houses, video game, Weapon triangle

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of battling with swords and shields in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter the world of Fire Emblem Three Houses…in Minecraft!

Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be recruiting students, teaching classes, and leading epic battles on the battlefield. Don’t worry, we’ve replaced creepers with adorable chibi versions of your favorite characters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can actually ride wyverns and pegasus knights into battle. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Fire Emblem Three Houses in a whole new way. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ruler of the entire server. Good luck, brave warrior!

DanDaDan Chapter 174 v2 Slapping the emo out of her Minecraft SMP

action, chapter, Chapter 174, comedy, Dandadan, emo, FANTASY, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, MANGA Plus, Manga Reading, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, romance, shueisha, Slapping, Slapping the emo out of her, smp, Supernatural, v2, webcomic

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is here to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fight off hordes of zombies and save the server from destruction.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some rare items? Just trade with these sneaky villagers and see what treasures you can uncover.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a dragon invasion? That’s right, our server is constantly under attack by fire-breathing dragons who are hell-bent on destroying everything in their path. Can you team up with your fellow players to defeat these mighty beasts and save the day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

autists, Delusional, Druggies, dysgenic, dysgenic freaks, empty moralizing, fight back, Freaks, genetically superior elites, Incels, mentalcels, Minecraft, neets, not a cuck, Poorfags, posturing, promote your own interests, Realistic, realpolitiks, reclaim your manhood, Server, take what you desire, trump, yolo

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

Loli and Hebe’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, age limits, Boundaries, child models, Community, controversial, discussion, Edition, Flexible, forum, hebe, hebes, inappropriate, internet, legal issues, Loli, Minecraft, sensitive topic, Sexualization, smp, taboo, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr27.TexRich.ru

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, blue archive, Chesed, Chokmah, Dragon & Tortoise, Grand Assault, guides, Hieronymus, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kokona, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mina, Minecraft, PIXEL, pouch, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Saori, Server, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, The Tree of Sephiroth, working together

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Ever wanted to battle a giant tree of Sephiroth or take on a Grand Assault in a field with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! We also have joint firing drills, 2x normals, hards, scrimmages, and even bounties to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the 2x lessons – you’ll be learning so much, you’ll feel like a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might).

”” /Pixelated/ /ASEAN/ /Adventures/ /Minecraft SMP/ ””

Adventures, ASEAN, Asia-Pacific, Asian crime group, Asian organized crime, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal network, criminal organization, Edition, Gang, illegal activities, Japan, japanese mafia, Minecraft, organized crime, pixelated, smp, Southeast Asia, Southeast Asian countries, Southeast Asian crime syndicate, transnational crime, underworld, yakuza

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, Yakuza edition! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a virtual gangster in the world of blocks and pixels. Our server is run by a group of ruthless Minecraft mob bosses who will stop at nothing to maintain order and control in our virtual city.

But don’t worry, joining the Yakuza edition SMP isn’t all about crime and chaos. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most extravagant and over-the-top structures, with the loser having to pay a hefty virtual fine to the mob bosses.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your hand at robbing other players’ virtual banks and stealing their precious diamonds. Just be prepared to face the consequences if you get caught!

So come join us on the Yakuza edition SMP for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, snitches get stitches!