We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!
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Minecraft Servers Updated November 21, 2024, 10:23 AM
We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!
play.colamc.eu
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Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!
On our server, you can create your own virtual house and set whatever crazy stipulations you want for your virtual family members. Want them to clean up after themselves? Pay virtual bills on time? It’s all possible here! And if they don’t comply, you can give them the ultimate ultimatum – the virtual highway!
Plus, if you’re dealing with a roach infestation in real life, don’t worry – we guarantee a bug-free environment on our server. No messy rooms, no unpaid bills, just pure virtual bliss.
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a hilarious and outrageous way. Who knew dealing with family drama could be so entertaining in Minecraft?
We promise that you won’t have to deal with any in-game MIL drama or name disputes. Plus, if you ever decide to have more virtual kids, you can name them all after your favorite Minecraft blocks!
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
like, if you don’t join, the UN is gonna be all up in your face, telling you to suspend your aid operations across Gaza. but if you join us, you’ll be safe from all that drama, man.
come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by flying pigs. yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, homies.