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Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	184
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Farms Harvested:	697
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!