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CuntCraft: USA vs Rest – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and crazy players hang out!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NijiCraft EN – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy entertaining millions of fans! Join us for epic adventures with Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and the rest of the gang as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Obsydia realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette once built a castle made entirely of diamonds and cake.

Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, and Vox Akuma pulling off insane stunts like riding pigs off cliffs and taming creepers as pets. And over in Noctyx, Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta once held a dance party with skeletons and zombies – talk about a thriller night!

Join us on ILUNA for magical moments with MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia, where the sky is the limit (literally, we have a sky island made of rainbows). And if you’re feeling brave, venture into XSOLEIL, where Dropscythe and Kyoran Meloco once battled a horde of Endermen armed only with fishing rods.

Krisis is where the action never stops, with Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta leading epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power. And if you’re looking for a challenge, TTT is the place to be, with Kunai Nakasato and VBrightshield testing your skills in parkour, PVP, and more.

But wait, there’s more! Denauth is where Ryoma Barrenworth and Klara Charmwood once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether – talk about a wild ride! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal!

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, Bridesmaid, ColorMeMine, decorations, dream hair color, family dynamics, hair color, hair dye, lilac purple, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self-expression, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly love., standing up, wedding cake, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of being told what to do with your hair, even on your sister’s wedding day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and let your hair (or pixelated blocky avatar) be whatever color you want, no questions asked!

We understand the struggle of trying to achieve your dream hair color, just like how you strive to build your dream world in Minecraft. So why settle for boring brown when you can have a vibrant lilac purple hair in our virtual realm?

Forget about being a bridesmaid and dealing with bridezilla moments, come build your own cake (or castle) in our server instead! Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft party with all your blocky friends?

So say goodbye to hair dye ultimatums and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a purple-haired Minecraft warrior! Join our server now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or guilt trips. Let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination, not your hair color choices!

WeddingInkNoThanks

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take wedding gifts to a whole new level! Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you get a request to tattoo the bride and groom in-game on their special day. Who needs a fancy wedding gift when you can give the gift of pixelated ink?

Join us for the most outrageous weddings in Minecraft history, where guests are expected to bring their tattoo equipment and get to work on the happy couple. Don’t worry about the logistics, like whether the wedding is inside or outside, just bring your machine and get ready to tattoo like never before.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a call from your virtual mother demanding that you pull your virtual shit together and tattoo the bride and groom. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it’s all in the name of love and creativity, right?

So come join us on our server for the most unique wedding experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a call from Notch himself asking for a tattoo on his special day. The possibilities are endless, just like the pixels in our world.

RedFlagHobby Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to participate in epic llama rodeos, where players compete to see who can stay on the llama the longest without getting kicked off! And that’s not all – we also host weekly chicken jousting tournaments, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and now flies around the server on its back, granting wishes to those who can find them. Will you be the next lucky player to receive a wish from the Ender Dragon Whisperer?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

TechSavvyBoomer

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Star Shards Collected:	299	New Chunks Explored:	293670
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so old school, it still runs on a dial-up internet connection and floppy disks. But don’t worry, our players love it because it gives them that nostalgic feeling of the good ol’ days.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, this server is like the coolest place ever, man. like, imagine if Japan and Ukraine got together and signed some crazy agreement to support each other forever. well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got alliances from all over the world, bro. you can build your own little nation and make alliances with other players. it’s like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and be a part of this epic international community. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

DroneJammerGangChiRus

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	4213	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runes Activated:	6

So, like, you know how those Chinese and Russian dudes are always up to some crazy stuff, right? Well, get this – they’re trying to find drone jammers! Like, why would they even need that? Are they planning on taking over the world with drones or something?

Anyway, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. We’ve got all the latest gadgets and gizmos, including our very own drone jammer. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that bad boy!

Plus, rumor has it that the Chinese and Russian agents are actually playing on our server too. So, if you wanna show them who’s boss and maybe even strike up a deal for some top-secret technology, you better hop on board.

Join now and let the drone jamming madness begin!

AntSlayerCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Votes:	5887
Farms Harvested:	475	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we are all mass murderers in the eyes of ants. That’s right, those tiny little bugs are terrified of us and our epic building skills. Join us and show those ants who’s boss by constructing the most insane structures they’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ant kingdom waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some ant-squishing fun on our server!

Smokin’ Lakes: 89% Fiery Fun

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	142	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.

In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!