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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1252	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5325	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Votes:	1184	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	182
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!