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HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	672119	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	596935
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	92

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	772323
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Potions Brewed:	181	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	2334
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.