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SamuraiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Saturday morning anime episode? Look no further! Join our server for the chance to participate in our legendary dog shooting competition – don’t worry, it’s all virtual! Who knows, you might even come face to face with a smelly ninja who’s been hiding in the shadows. Tune in to our server for episode 5, airing on TOKYO MX in just 30 minutes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

EgoCraft: Mine for Glory!

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, ego boost, EgoCraft, Glory, praise, pride, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, success, validation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2715	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Votes:	535	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate ego boost of dominating the virtual world like a boss! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and worships the ground you walk on. So if you want to feel like a Minecraft god and have your ego inflated to astronomical levels, join us now! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave because you’ll be too busy basking in your own glory.

Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

accident, blunder, car crash, close call, controversial incident, crash, dangerous maneuver, dashcam footage, driving mistake, Minecraft, near miss, news headline, political leader, presidential convoy, public figure, putin, Putins, reckless driving, road safety, russia, security detail, Server, traffic incident, viral video

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	745
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Astral Projections Made:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!