Smelly Cheeb eurobeat merch Minecraft Servers

Smelly Cheeb eurobeat merch Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2109
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Farms Harvested: 502
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like Devil May Cry meets a twisted version of Twilight! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and merch that will make you smell like cheeb eurobeat (whatever that means). Plus, we have plushies of me and my bean wife, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our 2024 Valentine’s merch – it’s to die for! So come on over and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HiRyS’ Minecraft SMP Madness

    HiRyS’ Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8492
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, for starters, we have scuffed cheebcar racing that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our announcements are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a remix of the “Moment of my Life” that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get us started on the carbonated love stream – it’s a must-watch!

    Join now for exclusive merch like smelly Cheeb eurobeat gear and Promise Anniversary goodies. And if that’s not enough, we have a mini series featuring me and my bean wife – it’s a love story for the ages.

    But that’s not all – we have plushies, acrylics, voice packs, and even a jet tag for all your merch needs. And let’s not forget about our outrageous stories and insane events that will keep you coming back for more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget! Just remember, don’t feed the cheebs. Trust us, it’s for your own safety.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5678
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 New Chunks Explored: 534140
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Potions Brewed: 40 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8257
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7152
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6991
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

    NerdCraft: Master of Blocks
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3393
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Villages Defended: 8
    Ores Mined: 2960 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

    KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1566
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

    so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyHugsCraft

    BrainyHugsCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2046
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Votes: 2667
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

    first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

    and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

    so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

    CraftyCombat Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8269
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 2315
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 8649 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

    So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9141
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OpinionatedNoobs

    OpinionatedNoobs
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2176
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 203
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

    oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

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