smells like bleach

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle wielding nothing but carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in emeralds and cocoa beans.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so large that it blocks out the sun. He rules with an iron fist, or should I say, a feathered wing?

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 seconds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s golden ticket, but with more clucking.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!