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Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Items Found:	1967
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

MoscowDroneWars

Aerial, Airbase, aircraft, Attack, Defense, Drones, intelligence, key, Military, Moscow, MoscowDroneWars, Operation, reconnaissance, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Target, Technology, unmanned, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

so, like, u kno how drones r like flyin robots n stuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, we got drones too! but not just any drones, these drones r targetin a key russian airbase near moscow! u can join in on the action and help take down the airbase with ur trusty drone army! plus, u can build ur own base and defend it from the russian drones tryna take u down. it’s like a real life video game, but in minecraft! so come join the fun and show those russian drones who’s boss!

VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!

Alternative Medicine, cure, daily intake, depression, depression symptoms, dietary supplement, emotional well being, health benefits, holistic health, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood enhancement, mood improvement, natural remedy, Reduce, research, scientific study, self-care, SPLASH, study, Vinegar, VinegarCraft, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	5598	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ores Mined:	2550	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!

Untitled Network

alliances, Battles, Champion, confrontations, Conquest, Cross-Play, DOMINANCE, Economy, LifeSteal, multiplayer, power, PvP, Raiding, Rivals, showdown, strategy, Survival, Victory

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Void Armor Forged:	27
Villages Defended:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Lifesteal SMP – The Ultimate Survival Showdown!

Step into the heart-pounding world of Lifesteal SMP, where every battle could be your last and every heart you steal is a step closer to dominance! In this electrifying survival server, you’ll forge alliances, engage in epic confrontations, and strategize to outwit your rivals. The more you conquer, the more powerful you become. Are you ready to steal your way to victory?

Join the action now:

IP: UntitledNetwork.us.to:8247 Bedrock IP-UntitledNetwork.us.to Port: 8247

Unleash your inner champion and claim your place at the top!

UntitledNetwork.us.to:8247

SkillCraft Server

active community, Adventure, BUILD, Cunning Miner, Dynamic Mobs, Economy, epic adventures, Epic Loot, Exciting Events, Explore, Factions, fierce warrior, friendly community, infernal mobs, Levellable Mobs, master builder, Mastery, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, rare rewards, Roleplay, SkillCraft Server, Skills Plugin, Survival, Wars

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5918	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to SkillsCraft – Where Adventure Meets Mastery!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience with SkillsCraft! Our server offers a unique blend of challenges and excitement with features that will keep you engaged:

– Levellable Mobs: Encounter dynamic mobs that level up and grow stronger as you do, providing endless challenges and surprises. – Infernal Mobs: Face off against special mobs with unique abilities and epic loot, adding a new layer of excitement to your adventures. – Skills Plugin: Unlock and upgrade a wide range of skills to tailor your gameplay experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a fierce warrior, or a cunning miner, there’s something for everyone. – Wars: Embark on epic andventures and participate in exciting events to earn rare rewards and show off your achievements. – Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who love to explore, build, and have fun together.

144.217.248.93:25587

ZEEMAN opened a new world! Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, new world, OWNER, Server, ZEEMAN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

The owner of the server «ZEEMAN opened a new world» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MCR3.GGMINE.RU

””EmuDisaster Minecraft Server””

controversy, culture, debate, EmuDisaster, emulation, extremism, ideological divide, left, Minecraft, political conflict, Political debate, political discourse, political division, political extremism, political ideologies, political polarization, political rhetoric, Politics, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, society, WORSE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!

comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, LMFAO entertainment, LMFAO humor, LMFAO jokes, LMFAO laughter, LMFAO memes, LMFAO moments, LMFAO quotes, LMFAO videos, LMFAOOOOOOOO, Minecraft, Party, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BagReturn4NoCommish

BagReturn4NoCommish, birthday gift, Commission, Communication, customer service, gift exchange, gift giving, gift return, husband, overreacted, relationship, Retail, retail industry, returning gift, rude behavior, rude sales assistant, sales assistant behavior, sales commission, sales tactics, shopping etiquette, shopping experience

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ores Mined:	7378
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

CraftyChange SMP: Glow Up Edition

achievement, CraftyChange, determination, Edition, GLOW, goal-setting, inner strength, mindset shift, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, pride, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp, transformation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of exploding TNT blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to come near us!

The best part? We have a secret potion that can turn you into a Minecraft superhero! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon an army of zombie minions to do your bidding.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and show off your new superpowers to all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have this much fun?

RunawayCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Have you ever wondered what happened to those people who had to run away and leave everything behind? Well, they all ended up on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to meet runaway pirates, ninja warriors, and even a talking llama who escaped from a traveling circus. Explore our world and uncover the mysteries of these eccentric characters while building your own epic creations. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake in Minecraft?). So come on over and join us for the most bizarre and hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!