smear – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures
Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

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100+ Hour Gamer SMP
#gamer, 100 hours, addictive gameplay, childhood memories, console games, dedicated gamers, endless hours, favorite game, first game, gameplay, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, hardcore gamers, hour, immersive experience, long hours, nostalgic games, PC Gaming, smp, time consuming, video games, virtual world
OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of gaming experiences! I swear, I spent like 100+ hours on this server and I didn’t even realize it because I was having so much fun building my secret lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. You gotta join to see if you can overthrow their feathered dictatorship and become the new ruler of the land.
And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon. The prize? A diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and hunger satisfaction).
So come on, join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far, far away). Let’s goooooooooo! 🐔🥔🎩🤪 #MinecraftMadness

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BlockyAncestryFun
Ancestry, BlockyAncestryFun, deep-rooted secrets, dna history, familial revelations, family mysteries, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, genetic testing, hidden past, hidden truths, long lost relatives, revelations, shocking revelations, skeletons in the closet, surprising discoveries, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth, unexpected connections
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of family secrets and DNA drama that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your lineage.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly, a message pops up revealing that your long-lost cousin is actually your sworn enemy in the game. But wait, there’s more! Through our exclusive DNA history feature, you may uncover that your in-game rival is actually your real-life sibling! Talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a server experience like no other, where family secrets are just waiting to be uncovered and drama is always on the horizon. Don’t miss out on the chance to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and revelations!

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Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID
aged 5-17, children’s health, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Craft, health, immunity, infection, Kids, Long, long covid symptoms, long-term effects, lower chance, medical study, pandemic, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, study, vaccinated children, vaccination, vaccine effectiveness, Vaxxed
so like, if you join our epic minecraft server, you have a 69% chance of finding a rare diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing. but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will give you unlimited TNT if you can beat him in a dance-off.
not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.

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TribeCraft Master 1.21.1
1.21.1, Chat, Communication, Connection, Digital, doing.., HMU, internet, long distance, Master, Masterofall0007, Messaging, ONLINE, online dating, relationship, social media, Technology, text, TribeCraft, Tribs, video chat, virtual, virtual interaction
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join this server and let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild Masterofall0007 appears! This dude is like the ultimate tribal leader, guiding you through the wilderness of blocks and mobs with his mystical powers.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to join epic tribes and battle it out for supremacy, but you also get to experience the joys of building your own insane creations. Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Go for it! The sky’s the limit on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Masterofall0007 awaits your presence, so get your blocky butt in gear and start crafting some epic adventures!

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Lost Odyssey 1.20.1
1.20.1, car repair, career decisions, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, financial instability, financial struggles, group dynamics, idol concert, idol industry, idol life, konami sponsorship, Lost, Meltdown, MISTAKES, money troubles, odyssey, old group, personal struggles, regret, regretful choices, regrets leaving
Join our Minecraft server because we have no big idol concerts, no Konami sponsorship, and we are constantly broke just like your favorite virtual singer!
Come experience the thrill of not having enough money to even fix your virtual car in our virtual world.
We promise you’ll have a meltdown this week about how you messed up by leaving your “old group” on our server.
Don’t miss out on the chaos and drama, join us now!

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PhoneSnoopersAnonymous
communication breakdown, digital boundaries, digital trust, emotional trust, Jealousy, personal boundaries, phone boundaries, phone privacy, phone security, PhoneSnoopersAnonymous, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, relationship insecurities, relationship testing, suspicion, testing boundaries, trust in relationships, trust issues
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know whose phone you might accidentally pick up next!
Join us for a wild ride of mistaken identities and suspicious behavior. Our players are always keeping each other on their toes by swapping phones and causing all sorts of chaos. Who knows, you might even catch someone trying to set you up with a fake texting scandal like “Julie”!
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server. Join now and see if you can navigate the twists and turns of our crazy phone-swapping world. Just remember, trust no one with your phone, not even your Minecraft buddies!

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LoveCraft SMP
acceptance, Affection, appreciation, belonging, care, comfort, Connection, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, lovecraft, relationship, SECURITY, Serenity, smp, Support, validation, warmth
LOL, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, this dude joined the server and BAM, he found a diamond horse with wings that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. And get this, the horse could talk and it told him the secrets of the universe. I know, right? Insane!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. And if you can find it, you get a special disco ball that makes all your enemies break out into dance instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons. So epic!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient Minecraft runes. Easy peasy, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the love, the laughter, and the absolute madness that awaits you. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #diamondhorsewithwings #discofever #treasuregalore

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Creeper’s Closet
adolescence, awkward, belongings, Childhood, childhood memories, CLOSET, CREEPERS, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, hidden treasures, Hiding, invasion of privacy, Memories, parents, personal items, privacy, room, Secrets, shame, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of your parents snooping around your room and finding all your embarrassing secrets? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing your parents will find is a bunch of pixelated blocks and maybe a few creepers lurking in the corners.
Join our server and escape the real world where your parents can’t embarrass you anymore! Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).
So come join us on our server where the only thing you have to worry about is getting blown up by a creeper, not your parents finding your embarrassing stash of old love letters and questionable magazines.

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Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server
Corruption, criminal probe, eastern europe, elections, extremism, extremism in politics, far right, foreign influence, Georgescu, Georgescus, Government, investigation, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Minecraft, nationalism, political controversy, political scandal, presidential candidate, pro-Moscow, ProMoscow, Romania, Server
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!
Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!

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PixelPalsCraft: No Annexation!
annexation, Conflict, forced transfer, head, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, international law, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, PixelPalsCraft, resolution, RIGHTS, SETTLEMENT, SOVEREIGNTY, UN, united nations, unlawful, violations, War Crimes
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds.
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the UN rights head said it’s the best place to be. they said something about forced transfers and annexations being unlawful, but we don’t really know what that means. all we know is that our server is the place to be for all the cool kids.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a wild time in the craziest minecraft server ever!

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