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FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	195110	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Items Found:	4179
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5758
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

AnimeCraft: English Dub Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7642	Animals Bred:	188
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the manga equivalent of Minecraft – it’s epic, action-packed, and totally deserves its own anime adaptation!

Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a kawaii anime girl with a love for cake. But be careful, she’s armed with a giant diamond sword and a killer sense of style.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their furry revolution?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the greatest Minecraft adventure of all time. And who knows, maybe one day it’ll get its own official English translation!

Crafty Memes and Blocks: The Server Where We Question Everything /int/!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history lecture? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and even facing off against a horde of evil llamas (yes, llamas can be evil, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons (they’ve got some killer dance moves, just saying).

So why are you like this, you ask? Because our server is like a wild, wacky dream come true, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

RedeemCraft: Todd’s TES 6 Redemption Server – Blunders of Minecraft Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of Todd Howard’s questionable game decisions? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can redeem Todd Howard himself! Join us as we embark on a quest to build the ultimate TES 6 world, filled with dragons, magic, and epic quests. Help Todd make up for the blunders of Fallout 4 and Starfield by creating the most immersive and mind-blowing gaming experience ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special in-game pet that looks suspiciously like Todd himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Todd how it’s done!