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DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1394	Emeralds Found:	2578
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	2628
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crops Grown:	9705	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	123
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	1493
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Animals Bred:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Alien Abductions:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?