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BlockyVaxNation

BlockyVaxNation, containment efforts, cost, COVID-19 restrictions, death toll, emergency measures, excess deaths, Government, Healthcare, lockdowns, mask requirements, pandemic, public health, regulations, Safety Measures, saved lives, school closings, social distancing, States, united states, vaccine mandates

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

CraftedChaos

Economy, Factions, Minecraft Server Factions Skyblock Survival PvP Minigames Creative Vanilla Modded Economy Roleplay Whitelist Lockette Essentials MCMMO Towny Forge Spigot Bukkit, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

We are CraftedChaos. A new server dedicated to its users. We are mainly a Factions server but are adding Skyblock and Survival

pulsara.alienhost.net:25576

Eden-less Wasteland Survival: No Edens allowed in this SMP realm! Must be over 16!

Allowed, Challenges, chat games, Crates, Discord, Edenless, Edens, Generators, Homes, OneBlock, quality of life, Quests, Realm, Resource World, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Stonecutting Recipes, Survival, Treefeller, Tweaks, Unique Oneblock Phase, Villager Trading, Warps, Wasteland, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	4996	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Servers	Description
	Explore and create unique builds in SMP world, gather materials in Resource World.
	Play different game modes with Challenges, Generators, Quests, and Unique Oneblock Phase experience.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials. OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.
What makes us Unique?	Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience. Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

Question

Answer

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez

Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials.

OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.

What makes us Unique?

Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience.

Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

KrisCraft Minecraft Server

benefit, Community, do something bad, Excommunicating, horrible things, Identity, Kris Tyson, KrisCraft, Minecraft, Pronouns, Respect, respect pronouns, Server, thinking, trans community, trans person, Transgender, transgender community, transgender identity, transgender individuals, transgender issues, transgender rights, transgenderism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	164	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of dealing with problematic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a revolutionary system in place called “Trans-Excommunication”! That’s right, if someone is causing trouble, they can be stripped of their trans identity and banned from the server for good.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday called “Gender Bender Madness” where all players are randomly assigned a new gender for the day. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect way to spice up your Minecraft experience.

So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything goes, and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

adult toy, Apologize.., ApologizeCraft, Apology, as fuck, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Fun, giant dildo, giant steel dildo, INTIMATE, Kinky, Kino, metal dildo, Naughty, Pleasure, sex, sex toy, smp, SorryNotSorry, steel dildo

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional triggers, family conflict, guest etiquette, Meltdown, merchandise, Minecraft, paw patrol, personal belongings, personal space, respect for property, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Special Interest, ToothbrushGate

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	New Chunks Explored:	60138
Farms Harvested:	860	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

SelfAcceptanceMC SMP

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, SelfAcceptanceMC, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	140
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!

PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

Body, body count, Boundaries, comfort level, Communication, Count, DATING, deal breakers, Ethics, Intimacy, Limit, Limits, Morals, Partners, personal boundaries, PixelatedPurge, Preferences, red flags, relationships, Standards, too high, Trust, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

BelgianBlockParty Minecraft Server

arrested, BelgianBlockParty, Belgium, Brussels, charges, CounterTerrorism, Europe, extremism, investigation, Isis, law enforcement, Minecraft, Planning, Plot, prosecution, radicalization, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Terrorism, terrorist attack, threat, three

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Votes:	2756	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, three players planning a terrorist attack on some Belgium place, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us and be part of the chaos, blow stuff up, build crazy contraptions, and just have a blast! Plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like virtual waffles and chocolate! So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!