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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2052 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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