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BlockyBanter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8934

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crops Grown:	4091	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Potions Brewed:	164	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7573	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

InstantLingo Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!