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SmartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	4209
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you goofballs out there!

Join us and witness the legend of Steve, the most intelligent Minecraft player to ever grace the virtual world. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes, all while juggling chickens and riding a pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about creepers and villagers.

So come on down and join our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs serious gameplay when you can have a blast with us?

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Farms Harvested:	910
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Animals Bred:	144	Ores Mined:	1583
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	952	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	808	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ores Mined:	7776	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!