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CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7838	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4337
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, JD Vance criticism, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, political extremism, Politics, Radical, RadicalCraft, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian president, War, war resolution, Zelensky, Zelensky comments

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Blocky Bridge Battle

annexation, battle, Black sea, blocky, Bridge.., Conflict, construction, Crimea, Diplomacy, Dispute, european union, illegal, Infrastructure, international law, Kerch Bridge, Politics, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, The Hague, Ukraine, united nations, VIOLATION

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

asteroid, asteroid deflection, asteroid impact, asteroid mitigation, asteroid redirection, asteroid size, asteroid threat, asteroids, blast, computer simulations, defends, Earth, earth defense, Fun, National Mall, nuclear blasts, nuclear detonation, nuclear energy, nuclear weapons, Nuke, planetary defense, space defense, space technology, washington d.c., X-ray emissions, X-rays, Xray

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!