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PhoneVGames Minecraft Server
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Squat-Powered Bike Adventures
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT BICYCLES POWERED BY ONE LEGGED SQUATS. IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A BIKE WHILE DOING SQUATS, YOU’LL HAVE LEGS OF STEEL IN NO TIME. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN GUARDING IT. ALSO, OUR RESIDENT CREEPER, BOB, LOVES TO GIVE HUGS. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF FUNNY MOMENTS. -
Celtic Sisterhood Server
So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate the power of women just like in Iron Age Britain! Our DNA tests show that our female players are super loyal and will never leave their in-game communities, just like those Celtic babes back in the day. Plus, our male players are always on the move, exploring new lands and conquering new territories. It’s a wild ride, dude! So if you want to be part of a server where the women rule and the men drool, then join us now and let’s make history together! -
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