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GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, Clever, cognitive abilities, critical thinking, education, GENIUS, GeniusCraft, GIFTED, intellectual, intelligence, iq, knowledge, learning, Mensa, Minecraft, problem solving, Prodigy, Server, smartest man, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the server with their expert llama wisdom. Need diamonds? Just ask the magical talking chicken who lays diamond eggs! Want to ride a flying pig? No problem, just hop on and soar through the skies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperzPVP

aid, Air-Launched, aircraft, arms sales, Conflict, CraftyCreeperzPVP, Defense, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Military, munition, new, SECURITY, Seeks, standoff, strategy, Support, Ukraine, US, weapon

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	4943
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3993
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them into battle. also, our secret underground base is guarded by a dragon that only lets in the coolest players. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride a llama through a maze filled with lava and if u make it to the end, u get a pet unicorn. join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cake!

QuitBeforeWinBigCraft

BETTING, big win, Casino, chance, gamblers, gambling, gambling addiction, Gaming, jackpot, long tail, LUCK, Odds, perseverance, Probability, QuitBeforeWinBigCraft, Quitting, quitting habits, Risk, statistics, success, winning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Votes:	2392	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find, like, a diamond block the size of your head! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow llamas start dancing around you, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! You stumble upon a secret cave filled with flying pigs that shoot out golden apples! And if that’s not enough, there’s a hidden village where the villagers trade enchanted weapons for cookies!

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken boss spawns in the center of the map, challenging players to an epic battle for the chance to win a magical feather that grants wishes!

So, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, then, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, dude! It’s, like, the most epic and insane server out there! You’ll never want to leave, I swear!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	6406
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	119
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	3407
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	5

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchantments Applied:	115
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

911 operator, call handling, Communication, compassion, Crafty911, crisis response, critical thinking, Decision making, dispatcher, emergency protocols, emergency services, emotional resilience., first responders, Job demands, mental health support, Minecraft, multitasking, patience, public perception, Public Safety, Server, Stress Management, teamwork

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

aggravating, Corruption, CraftyPolitix, current events, dishonesty, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of accountability, leadership, Manipulation, Media bias, partisanship, polarization, Political Scene, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, public trust, Social Issues, special interests

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9695
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Farms Harvested:	888
Mines Excavated:	1502	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!