Smartei Minecraft Servers

Smartei Minecraft Servers

  • Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

    Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7770
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5155
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 489 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

    Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanillishCraft SMP

    VanillishCraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3990
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

    IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

    Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

    vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Big Boobed Minecraft Server

    Big Boobed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7345
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

    Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1304
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

    But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

    So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • World of Amelia Minecraft

    World of Amelia Minecraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9092
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Votes: 6780
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

    play.theworldofamelia.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teporochos Network

    Teporochos Network
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7890
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2198 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    [1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

    IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

    teporochosnetwork.com:25596

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

    Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2479
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3950
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3508 Love Letters Sent: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

    Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1457
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crops Grown: 6188 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 100 Dayz SMP

    100 Dayz SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2947
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2517 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    [ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

    Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

    Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

    With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

    Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

    hardcorezombiesurvival.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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