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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2113 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
