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KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Items Found:	4385
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ores Mined:	7277

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7966
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	2582	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Votes:	3598
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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