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TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3782
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BlockBreakersUnited

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersUnited, boundaries crossed, Cheating, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ending a friendship, ending a relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, irreparable damage, lack of communication, lack of trust, last straw, Manipulation, moving on, neglect, toxic behavior, Ultimatum

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

“Youth, 18-24-year-olds, addiction, Adult, Adults, Behavior, e-cigarettes, Edition, england, health, nicotine, non-smokers, Prevention, public health, Rise, smoking, statistics, tobacco, trends, VapeCrafters, Vaping, vaping culture, young, young adults

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	242
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

1.21.1, application, Builds, collaboration, Community, crafter, Discord, discord server, england, Events, Fun, gallery, hermitcraft, Join, last life, London, lonely, Movie Nights, party games, previous builds, progress, Redstone, Reset, server info, smp, soft reset, Uhc, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4194	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

5tobun, adaptation, Anime, Board, bun, comedy, Community, discussion, Fans, Japan, loving it, Manga, Minecraft, New Movie, Popular, Quintuplets, romance, school life, series, Server, sisters, Yotsubest lovers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	133
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

Body, body part, damaged, damaged body part, dark knight rises, Early, establish, Far.., Good movie, Hollywood, look down, Minecraft, Movie, moviewhy, Nonsensical, normies, part, REST, Sell, SELLING, smp, wrestling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	199	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Dragon Eggs Found:	1606
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?