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CraftyCousinCrib

aita, biological family, blended family, chinese laws, Conflict, CraftyCousinCrib, default, financial help, Harassment, House, Inheritance, loan repayments, Mortgage, moving abroad, new car, real estate market, regret, relative, savings, shanghai, Warning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your blended family and crazy cousins! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about mortgage payments or financial woes.

Build your own dream house without the risk of losing it all to Chinese real estate laws. Explore our server and discover hidden treasures that will make you forget all about your cousin’s concrete box of a house.

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server – come play with us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a new car when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Join now and leave your family drama behind!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

dietary restrictions, Favorite Food, food addiction, food choices, food cravings, food options, food preferences, food scarcity, food security, food selection, food supply, food survival, food sustainability, food variety, FoodieFrenzy, Long-term Survival, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	716	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can only survive off of one food for the rest of your virtual life! But don’t worry, we’ve got all the crazy options you could ever dream of. From diamond-encrusted golden apples to enchanted cake that gives you superpowers, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Will you choose to sustain yourself on a diet of exclusively rainbow-colored sheep meat? Or perhaps you’ll opt for a diet of nothing but exploding creepers (just kidding, that’s not actually an option… or is it?).

But be warned, choosing your one food wisely is crucial. One wrong move and you could find yourself stuck munching on rotten flesh for eternity. So come on down to our server and let the foodie games begin!

WishCraft: Last Wish Land

acceptance, Afterlife, bucket list, Closure, death, Dying, end of life, final moments, final request, final wish, fulfillment, Goodbye, Land, last wish, Legacy, letting go, passing, Peace, regrets, Surrender, WishCraft, Wishes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2464
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your last wish before dying will be granted! That’s right, whether you want a pet dragon, a diamond castle, or to ride a flying pig, we’ve got you covered. Join now for the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TeenTerrors Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, argentina, controversy, crime, criminal responsibility, debate, Government, Justice, juvenile offenders, law, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, Minors, policy, Proposal, punishment, REFORM, Server, Social Issues, teenagers, TeenTerrors

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!

BritCraft Naval Patrol NK

Asia-Pacific, BritCraft, British, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval, naval operations, Navy, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Patrol, SECURITY, Tension, United Kingdom, warship

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	112	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	276	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!

RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Analysis, Candidate, Considerations, Decision making, decision making process, election, guidance, guy, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Opinions, opposition, perspective, Politics, pros and cons, redpill, RedPillCraft, research, Server, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#nagatoro, Adventures, art, blocky, chapter 153, comedy, Comic, dream, high school, japanese, long tail tag, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nagatoros, relationship, romance, senpai, Server, slice of life, teasing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	149
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to fulfill your wildest dreams and build the most insane creations you can imagine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Nagatoro herself appears and challenges you to a build battle. Can you outbuild the queen of trolling? Only on this server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the end dimension, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make all your Minecraft dreams come true!

SnitchCraft – Sibling Edition

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Edition, family, grocery store, household dynamics, learning, Maturity, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, sibling, sibling rivalry, Siblings, silent treatment, SNACKS, SnitchCraft, snitching, social media, teaching a lesson

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sibling snitching? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying sisters to worry about.

On our server, you can build your dream castle without fear of someone snitching on you for taking their snacks. No more arguments about whose snacks belong to who – on our server, all snacks are fair game!

Join us and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any pesky sisters trying to make themselves look like heroes by exposing your snacking habits. Trust us, this server is a snack-snitch-free zone!

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life sibling drama when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? See you there!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

alternate history, ancient history, historical moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past civilizations, Server, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel destinations, time travel experience, time travel exploration, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, Time Travel Movies, time travel paradox, time travel possibilities, time travel technology, time travel theories, timewarp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	150
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	383
Villages Defended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

anal cleanliness, anal cleanliness tips, anal health, anal hygiene, anal hygiene practices, anal hygiene tips, anal play, anal preparation, anal preparation advice, anal preparation routine, anal preparation tips, anal sex, anal tips, cleanliness, CraftyBootyCleanse, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, personal care, personal hygiene

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.