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PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Potions Brewed:	99	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	8911	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Votes:	9276	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2325
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crops Grown:	5027	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	736807	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	194	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Votes:	2310
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!