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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 218 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 937 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.
