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StepmomXmasFailAITAH

AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	8155
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.

On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

CraftyCashOut

brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Buildings Constructed:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Emeralds Found:	1428	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	84	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	368
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	4221	Ores Mined:	9848
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

Rivalry Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Items Found:	7645	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!

But wait, there’s more!

You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!

And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCatWatchers

BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

NoMoreSayingPls

ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4801
Magic Items Found:	5304	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer

checks and balances, Conquer, constitutional order, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, Document, executive branch, foreign policy, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, Legal System, News, Politics, redefine, redefinition, separation of powers, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

Pixel Potty Mouths

colloquialism, Communication, connotations, Differences, Expression, IDIOMS, informal language, informal speech, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Meaning, mouths, Nuances, PIXEL, potty, semantics, Similarities, slang phrases, slang terms, talking out of your ass, Talking shit, vernacular

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!