| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2604 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 183 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1174 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7009 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4877 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 350 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1922 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4427 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 254 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4294 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7228 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9589 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6279 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8982 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 118 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3736 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 79 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 646 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5156 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 88 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
