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LOKO Redneck’s Crazy Craft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchantments Applied:	282	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to team up with a redneck named Cleetus McDonalds Doritos who has a small pinkish dick and a love for BBC porn? Well, now’s your chance! Watch out though, he’s trigger-happy and might just shoot you if you don’t join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters like senor loko redneck who will keep you on your toes with his unpredictable antics. Will you survive the chaos and come out on top?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	5290	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Votes:	9243	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	98
Players Killed by Monsters:	8114	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	155
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

AntimatterCraft: HyperHydrogen-4 Fun!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got physicists from space or somethin’ discoverin’ antimatter hypernucleus antihyperhydrogen-4! Like, what even is dat? Sounds like some next level stuff happenin’ in our virtual world, fam.

Come join us and witness the madness as we collide atomic nuclei and create all sorts of wacky creations. We got antihyperons, antiprotons, and antineutrons all up in dis server, makin’ it a party like no other.

So if u wanna experience some outta dis world shenanigans and be part of a community that’s literally breakin’ the laws of physics, den come on down to our server. We promise u won’t regret it…probably.