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CitadelCraft SMP: Case Closed

Altcoin, Blockchain, buy now, CASE, Case for Citadel, CITADEL, CitadelCraft, Closed, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Financial, growth, Investment, market, Moon, opportunity, Potential, sell walls, small buys, smp, speculative investment, Trading, xeggex

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	4189
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1588	Votes:	3889

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sell walls are thinner than a piece of paper! That’s right, one small buy and you’ll be flying higher than a pig on a trampoline. Are you ready to join the craziest crypto adventure of your life? Or will you miss out on the inevitable moon like a noob?

Join us on Xeggex before it’s too late and experience the thrill of trading in a world where anything is possible. Don’t let the opportunity slip through your blocky fingers – join now and watch your virtual riches grow faster than a creeper exploding in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem Server

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict, emotional outburst, england, Exams, family, financial support, Guilt, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, neglect, overwhelmed, parenting, Pregnancy, responsibilities, School, Server, Siblings, stress, Support

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	3960	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3750	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

268396334, CHAPTER 62, Chapter 63, Contests, Daily Dead Tube, Dead Tube, deadly game, Film Research Club, Filming, Mai Mashiro, Minecraft, Punishments, School, Server, storytime, swim team, Tall + Short, tomodachi game, Tomohiro Machiya, ZombieTube

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	68	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1282	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	632029
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Emeralds Found:	9076	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mines Excavated:	4430	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.