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The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1375

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	8595	Emeralds Found:	1529
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	246	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Star Shards Collected:	160
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.