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LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ores Mined:	3592
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mines Excavated:	1055	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7303
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Emeralds Found:	6441	Dimension Hops:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	285

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	8005
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1943
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?