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TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

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Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Potions Brewed:	143	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	800	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Must-See Small bags Minecraft Servers

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	121046
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	1161	New Chunks Explored:	965490
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	928
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8632	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crops Grown:	1792
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5