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Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1857	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

PixelPervsSKorea

“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.

MineCorpPenalty

Accountability, assets, consequences, corporate responsibility, Corporations, crime, criminal behavior, equality, financial penalties, fines, Guilty, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, law, Legal System, MineCorpPenalty, Prison, punishment, Sentence, societal impact, white collar crime

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4601	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!