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NoSleepCraft

achievement, all nighter, Burnout, determination, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Focus, late night, mental clarity, mental strength, mental toughness, NoSleepCraft, perseverance, productivity, pushing limits, pushing through, self-discipline, sleep deprivation, staying awake, success, work ethic

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft after pulling an all-nighter? Well, on our server, we have a whole community of players who do just that! Join us and see if you can top the guy who built a functioning water park with only one hand while sleepwalking.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!

NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

chairman, Committee, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Global, House, House Intelligence Committee, intel, intelligence, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, Warns, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	113	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Votes:	6237
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	772569	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Emeralds Found:	184	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

10. immunotherapy, 11. tumor cells, 12. therapeutic targets, 13. immune checkpoint, 14. tumor microenvironment, 15. immune evasion, 16. immune modulation, 17. targeted therapy, 18. personalized medicine, 19. immune surveillance, 2. disrupt, 20. tumor immunology., 3. NKG2A, 4. HLA-E, 5. interactions, 6. anti-cancer, 7. immunity, 8. cancer, 9. immune response, disruptors, NKG2AHLAE, strategies

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	5157	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	403
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!