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CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	8528	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1732	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Enchantments Applied:	198	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Tax Credit Craft: Affordable Housing Edition

2021, affordable, American Rescue Plan, Child Tax Credit, Craft, Credit, difficulties affording rent, economic impact, Edition, family stability, financial relief, government assistance, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, improved housing, low-income families, Mortgages, pandemic relief, past-due rent, potential moves, poverty reduction, president biden, rental assistance, social welfare, Tax

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more surprises than a clown car at a circus!

thanks to the magical powers of our server, you can now pay your rent and mortgage with virtual diamonds and emeralds! no more stressing about money, just mine and build your way to financial freedom!

we have so much fun that even the creepers are dancing! come join us and never worry about moving again because you can afford to stay in your virtual house forever! it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and start living your best blocky life! who needs the real world when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? let’s gooooooo!

ATM9 To The Moon – Where T-Money’s Minecraft Dreams Take Off

amazing creations, Atm9, Discord, dreams, hardware upgrade, java, mcstatus, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Moon, Participation, Server Status, system implementation, TMoneys, Uptime

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
Server Address	atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What modpack is the server running?	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server address: atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes! Join our Discord server here
Is there lag on the server?	We are constantly working to ensure minimal lag for the best possible experience for our members
How can I check the server status?	You can check the server status here