But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!
And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?
Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!
Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.
But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their gender identity or sexual orientation. We believe in building a community where everyone can express themselves freely, just like building a giant rainbow bridge across the sky!
And don’t worry about any political agendas here – the only agenda we have is to have a great time and build epic structures together. Whether you’re a master builder or just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server.
So come on, join us and let’s create a world where acceptance and understanding reign supreme – just like a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter who you are or who you love. Let’s build a better world, block by block!
Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.
But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!
So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥
Features:
Join us now and immerse yourself in the captivating world of the Magetown Network. Unleash your inner adventurer and let the magic unfold!
We are looking for builders and moderators! If you are interested, please submit a ticket @ https://magetown.uk/support with examples of your builds. You must be over 13 to apply.
Server IP: play.magetown.uk 1.7.x-1.21, crossplay supported
Bedrock IP: play.magetown.uk Port: 19132
Website (and forums): [b][b]https://magetown.uk/[/b][/b]
Discord: [b][b]https://magetown.uk/discord[/b][/b]
Come and claim your place on the Magetown Network today!
play.magetown.uk
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Choose Your Path | Mine rare ores, cultivate crops, or craft unique items to suit your playstyle. |
| Be Your Own Boss | Open your own store, trade goods, set prices, and build your business from the ground up. |
| Claim Your Territory | Buy, sell, and rent properties to create your dream world. |
| Join the Government | Participate in the political scene, run for office, and shape the policies of the server. |
| Economic Prosperity | Earn money, invest wisely, and watch your fortune grow in a dynamic player-driven economy. |
Yes, the server is in beta so some features may be broken.
You can be a miner, farmer, entrepreneur, or even open your own store.
Yes, you can buy, sell, and rent properties to create your dream world.
You can participate in the political scene, run for office, and help shape server policies.
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/E5nHtyrpma.
1. Yumi the Witch will cast spells to protect you from creepers and zombies. Who needs armor when you have magical protection?
2. The Petalight ASMR race has just begun, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right, virtual cookies!
3. We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the competition is fierce and the lava flows like water. Can you survive the chaos?
4. It’s V4Mirai’s anniversary, and we’re celebrating with a sale on Sensei plushies. Buy one, get a hundred free! (Disclaimer: Sensei plushies may or may not come to life at night)
5. Alicja is hosting a drawing contest, and the winner gets a chance to ride a virtual dragon around the server. Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon?
So, what are you waiting for? Join the Yumi the Wife Edition Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!
Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server where you can build your dream home, complete with a pet unicorn and a hot tub full of diamonds. But wait, there’s more!
We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies (yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED COOKIES).
But that’s not all! Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with using their special powers of banishment.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server and let the adventure begin!
