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ChudCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)! -
SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!
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CraftySlut Minecraft Server
Queer Platonic Relationship, functional relationship, soon-to-be-husband, shoulder to cry on, less-than-ideal situationsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where love knows no bounds and relationships are as unique as the blocks you build with! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, friendship, and ice cream.Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!
And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?
Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!
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Crafty Oregonians
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.
But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!
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Blocky Booty Busters: Where Virginity is the New Diamond
Are you tired of being shamed for being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further, our server is a safe haven for all the virgin gamers out there! Normies beware, we don’t tolerate any gaslighting or toxic attitudes towards our fellow virgins. Join us and let’s build a world where virgin shaming is a thing of the past. Don’t let the normies get you down, join our server and let your virgin flag fly high! -
RainbowCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, including our LGBTQ+ players! Join us for a world where homosexuality is not only accepted, but celebrated – just like finding diamonds in a minecart chest!Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their gender identity or sexual orientation. We believe in building a community where everyone can express themselves freely, just like building a giant rainbow bridge across the sky!
And don’t worry about any political agendas here – the only agenda we have is to have a great time and build epic structures together. Whether you’re a master builder or just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server.
So come on, join us and let’s create a world where acceptance and understanding reign supreme – just like a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter who you are or who you love. Let’s build a better world, block by block!
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Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.
But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!
So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥