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BroBroIncogMineCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.

Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

SecretSquirrelMC SMP

Concealed, Confidential, Hiding, innocent, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSquirrelMC, smp, unacknowledged, unadmitted, unavowed, Unclaimed, unconfessed, undisclosed, unexpressed, unprofessed, unshared, unspoken, unvoiced

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

Best advice, BlockMomsWisdom, childhood teachings, family guidance, life lessons, parental advice, parental experience, parental guidance, parental influence, parental knowledge, parental love, parental mentorship, parental role models, parental support, parental teachings, parental upbringing, parental values, parental wisdom, valuable advice, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ores Mined:	8413	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, collaboration, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign influence, Government, intelligence, Investigating, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Propaganda, russia, Russian, RussianTV, SECURITY, Server, state television, Surveillance, television industry, U.S, united states, WORKED

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1865

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

#intelligence agency, ACCUSATION, authoritarian regime, China, Chinese government, decades later, democracy movement, Espionage, Feds, freedom of speech, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, political dissident, political persecution, pro-democracy activist, RedstoneSpy69, state security, Surveillance, tiananmen square, undercover agent, Whistleblower

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

Adventure, cleavers, Conquer, Custom, custom discord map, Decisions, DOMINATE, Earn, Economy, Elaks, in-game economy, Katanas, knives, Land System, Legacy, Map, Market system, real, Regions, smp, spend, Survival, Trade, Tribal, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, double take, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, humor, internet humor, JOKE, meme, Minecraft, playful, quirky, satire, Server, social media, Surprise, trending, unexpected, viral

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

adorable, animalistic, censored, cute, cutesexual, ears, EYES, fetish, Fluffy, Furry, Images, innocent, Kawaii, MineCraftyQueer, Paws, Petplay, Pussyfree, safe for work, Sexuality, smp, snouts, Wholesome

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2085	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	4985
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8574
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!