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Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	2297	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Hate Speech, Oppression, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hierarchy, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial superiority, racial violence, racism, Supremacy, white domination, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white privilege, White Supremacy, WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	300	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!

SassyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world where stepsons can’t ruin your happiness and where you can focus on building epic structures without any family drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where your happiness is the only thing that matters. No more dealing with unhappy marriages or stepsons who don’t appreciate you – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and have a great time without any drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family troubles behind. Who needs a happy marriage when you can have a happy Minecraft world instead? Let’s build some blocks and forget about all the drama!

PartnerPerks Minecraft SMP

Affection, Allure, attraction, Bond, Charm, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, devotion, fascination, Individuality, love, magnetism, Minecraft, partner, PartnerPerks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, smp, Spark, Special, Unique

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Our server is the perfect place to meet your partner in crime, whether they’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or just really good at finding diamonds. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the mines of our server?

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon together, with Porkchop riding into battle on a saddle made of enchanted golden apples. True love knows no bounds, especially when it involves a pig with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what makes your partner truly unique – maybe they’re secretly a wizard with a potion brewing stand in their basement, or maybe they just really like building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined diamonds.

StressCraft 3000

Agitation, anxiety, Burnout, discomfort, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, mental health, mindfulness, nervousness, overwhelm, Panic, PRESSURE, Relaxation, restlessness, self-care, stress, StressCraft, Tension, unease, worry

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

GazaSchoolWars Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, education, gaza, GazaSchoolWars, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, narratives, Palestinian, Politics, Propaganda, school strike, Server, Truth, violence, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragons Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF TALKING LLAMAS WHO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! THEY’LL HELP YOU BUILD THE MOST INSANE CASTLES AND MINE FOR DIAMONDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO EPIC BATTLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BREATHE FIRE ON ALL YOUR ENEMIES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

KurskCraft: Russian Evacuation Edition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	6560	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have over 76,000 russians running around like crazy because they got evacuated from Kursk Oblast due to Ukraine’s incursion. it’s a wild party up in here, with russians building giant potato statues and dancing to hardbass music all day long. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs war when you can have a minecraft server full of russian shenanigans? come join now and be part of the insanity!

HeavyPine

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	106915	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

“HeavyPine”: HeavyPine is a Minecraft 1.21 server that will redefine your survival experience. Immerse yourself in a universe full of adventure, where every corner hides a new challenge. Face powerful bosses, explore dungeons full of treasures, delve into endless mines and discover never-before-seen structures and biomes. With custom gameplay mechanics, HeavyPine offers you a unique experience. Build your home, forge alliances, and defend yourself from unimaginable dangers. Every block placed and every enemy defeated will bring you closer to mastering this hostile and fascinating world.

play.heavypine.xyz

Mediocre Vanilla SMP with Unreliable Whitelist 1.21

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Basement Gaming SMP Overview

Server Name	Basement Gaming SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Unique Features	Community with history, play your way, simple rules, Vanilla+ experience

FAQ

Why should I join Basement Gaming SMP?

Basement Gaming SMP offers a community with a rich history, freedom to play your way, simple rules, and a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods.

What makes Basement Gaming SMP special?

Basement Gaming SMP stands out for its unique blend of community, freedom, simple rules, and Vanilla+ experience with mods.

What are the server rules?

The only rule on Basement Gaming SMP is no hacking. Other than that, players are free to play as they choose.

Can I use mods on Basement Gaming SMP?

Yes, Basement Gaming SMP offers a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the classic vanilla feel.

How do I join Basement Gaming SMP?

To join Basement Gaming SMP, you can visit our website for more information on how to connect to the server.

CraftyPoland Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer the most heavenly edition of Minecraft you’ve ever seen – the “edycja niebiańska”!

Join us and experience the thrill of flying pigs raining from the sky, diamond blocks growing on trees, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing you up. Our server is so out-of-this-world that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of the “edycja niebiańska” for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).