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Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crops Grown:	3874
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Gone in a Flash SMP – You’re probably not invited, let’s be real

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2785
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Focus	Building and PvP
Discord Link	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions on the server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Currently, there is no whitelist for the server. Feel free to join and start playing!
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules posted on the Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Make sure to read and understand them before joining.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the rules and guidelines set by the server admins.

FembotCraft – Your Virtual Blocky Playground

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you to get off the computer and go outside? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and tell your mom that you’re actually outside…in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated pigs!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff happening on our server that your mom will be begging you to stay online. From epic battles with giant creepers to building your own rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if your mom asks why you’re spending so much time on the computer, just tell her that you’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens…she’ll totally buy it. So come join us and show your mom that you’re not just wasting time online, you’re actually a hero in the making!

MayoCraft Server – Hakui’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most zako-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!

3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!

4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.

5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!

StepSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	8681	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a stepmom, her husband, and their daughter Callie. Witness the baby shower showdown, the big sister gift debacle, and the ultimate battle of expectations. Will you choose Team Stepmom or Team Sandra? The choice is yours, but either way, get ready for some serious family drama in the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

MomBroHouseUltimatum

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5067
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3525
Potions Brewed:	93	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of caring for disabled siblings and elderly parents while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Are you ready to defend your base against nagging grandmas and quadriplegic brothers? Can you handle the pressure of balancing family responsibilities with mining for diamonds? Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our server.

But beware, if you can’t handle the heat, you might just find yourself kicked out of the server faster than you can say “creeper explosion.” So grab your pickaxe, gather your siblings, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now or risk missing out on all the drama and excitement!

SadCeleb Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	321577
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now and you’ll have a chance to build a monument to the one and only Chuck Norris, who didn’t actually die but ascended to a higher plane of existence where he roundhouse kicks creepers for eternity. Trust us, you’ll be sad when you have to leave this server because it’s just too much fun!

BlockyBedlam

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Animals Bred:	200

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous and shocking things ever seen in Minecraft history.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about encountering a pack of zombie villagers having a heated debate about the best way to brew a potion? And don’t even get us started on the time a player rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughter, jaw-dropping moments, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, then join our server today! Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

DreamyPixelCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9632	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	451
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27

OMG u gotta join dis server it’s like if ur dreams could take selfies!!! like, u know when u dream bout a giant chicken ridin a rainbow unicorn and u wish u could show ur frenz a pic of dat? well dis server lets u do dat!!! u can take pics of all ur crazy builds and adventures and show dem off to da world!!! plus, u can even edit ur pics with filters and stickers and stuff, it’s like ur own personal art gallery!!! join now and let ur wildest dreams come to life in pic form!!! #dreamselfies #giantchickenunicorn #artgalleryminecraft

GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, ever wanted to flex those virtual muscles like a retired bodybuilder on steroids? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for some heavy resistance training in Minecraft and watch your in-game muscles grow bigger than your ego. Forget about those weaklings doing moderate-intensity training, we’re all about that hardcore grind here.

Our server is like the fountain of youth for your Minecraft character. You’ll be leaping across mountains and slaying mobs like a boss in no time. And the best part? The gains you make from our HRT sessions will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the swolest player in the Minecraft universe. Your in-game muscles will thank you later.

CasualCrafters Network

Adventure, base building, Community, Creative, Cultures, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Mods, multiplayer, non toxic, playstyles, PvE, Sandbox, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1013
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129

P2W? Toxicity? Unchecked Administration? No thanks. Casualcrafters goes back to the core of what makes Minecraft fun with an emphasis on PVE gameplay, Personalised Base Building, and Community.

We cater to a diverse range of playstyles and cultures, with players from all over the world coming to our Singapore-hosted server to have fun with friends.

play.casualcrafters.net