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The Milkshake Mine

Ammo, currencies, Dollar, Dying, EURO, eurodollar market, Fail, global economy, Guns, japanese yen, liquidity, mid 2030s, milkshake, Panic, PMs, Protect, slurped, Time, time to buy, USD

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6782	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6536	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can prepare for the impending collapse of the USD and global economy!

Join us as we watch the Japanese Yen and Euro fail first, signaling the end of the world as we know it. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to stock up on guns and ammo to protect ourselves or invest in precious metals if that’s more your style.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the chaos of the mid-2030s! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun in blocky form?

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	6200	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

boss battle victory, boss defeated, enjoying gameplay, first boss defeated, first boss victory, first try victory, fun game, game boss battle, game enjoyment, Game Progress, Game update, gameplay update, gaming enjoyment, gaming progress, gaming update, LA MULANA, LlamaLunaCraft, Minecraft, progress update, smp, video game progress, video game victory

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	119
Potions Brewed:	68	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCouplesGoneWild

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CreeperCouplesGoneWild, cruel words, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, lasting damage, long-term effects, negative impact, painful memories, relationship breakdown, relationship problems, relationship trauma, toxic behavior, trust issues, verbal assault, worst thing said

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	9278
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!

YemeniCraft: Houthi Wipeout

airstrike, Conflict, control station, counterterrorism efforts, destroy, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, rebel group, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, security threat, targeted attack, united states, us forces, wipeout, Yemen, YemeniCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Animals Bred:	32
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	13

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BE DESTROYIN’ HOOTY TOOTY CONTROL STATIONS LIKE US FORCES IN YEMEN! WE BE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP AND BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY MINERS ON RED BULL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND HAVE A BLAST WITH DA MOST INSANE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CraftyLab Minecraft Server

Analysis, anti-science, BIAS, closed-mindedness, Conclusion, CraftyLab, critical thinking, data, education, Evidence, Experiment, Hypothesis, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, Observation, Repetition, research, Scientific community, Scientific method, Server, skepticism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	152
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old experiments? Well, look no further because our server has done the same experiment over 100 times and we still haven’t blown up the world (yet)! Join us if you want to witness the chaos of science gone wrong, where anti-science players are banned for their own safety. Who knows, you might even discover a new element or accidentally create a mutant creeper! Join now for a wild ride of scientific insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /MOG/ Monkeypox (mpox) Outbreak Madness

Africa, Clade 1, deadly virus, emergency response, Epidemic, global public health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international spread, madness, Minecraft, mog, monkeypox, mpox, outbreak, Pakistan, political ramifications, public health, Saudi Arabia, smp, Sweden, variant, virus mutation, Who

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	790	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because we have monkeypox-infected zombies roaming around our world! That’s right, you never know when you’ll come across a zombie with a serious case of mpox. But don’t worry, we have plenty of hand sanitizer and face masks to keep you safe while you play.

Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!

ForeverAloneCraft

DATING, emotional well being, ForeverAloneCraft, friendship, Loneliness, love life, mental health, People without GF/BF, personal growth, Relationship Status, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, Social Connections

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	770	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5263
Potions Brewed:	126	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	1495

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs a real-life GF/BF when you can have a Minecraft partner to build epic structures and slay dragons with? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. So come on, join us and never feel lonely in Minecraft again!

CraftyCanuck’s Ukrainian Adventure

Adventure, Arms export, Canadian military equipment, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, cross-border operations, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, Ottawa, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Ukraine, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the green light to use Canadian military gear in Russia! Like, what even is happening, bro? It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where anything goes! Join us for the ultimate battle royale experience, where you can ride polar bears into battle and shoot maple syrup cannons at your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your moose and come join the chaos!

FantasyCraft – Hololive 3rd Gen Server

3D LIVE Collab, 3rd, 82849453, Channels.., collaboration, Dead Ma’am’s Chest, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, FLARE, Gen, hololive, Hololive 3rd Generation, last thread, Marine, MV, NOËL, Pekora, Server, Square of Magic, STREAMS, Videos, Wander, マーブル冴える, 不知火フレア

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: Pekora, Flare, Noel, and Marine all teaming up for an epic 3D LIVE collab on our server. It’s like the Avengers, but with way more chaos and laughter. And let’s not forget about the music videos – Noel’s MV will have you dancing like a pro, while Flare’s MV will make you feel like you’re in a disco fever dream.

But wait, there’s more! Marine’s MV will have you singing sea shanties like a pirate on a quest for buried treasure. And speaking of treasure, rumor has it that there’s a secret chest hidden somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – /feh/ – Block Emblem Heroes

#youtube, BLOCK, Community, discussion, Emblem, event calendar, feh, feh-timeline, fehstatsim, fire emblem, fire emblem heroes, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile game, New Trailer, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Updates

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	967194	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Items Found:	3868
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us as we summon Minecraft mobs to do our bidding, and battle against each other with enchanted diamond swords and bows.

Our event calendar is filled with epic quests and challenges, like defeating the Ender Dragon with only a wooden sword or building a castle made entirely of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a summoning cost simulator to help you plan out your next move.

Need some tips and tricks? Check out our links and guides, where you can learn how to tame a creeper or ride a pig into battle. And make sure to watch our new trailer, where we ride into battle on a giant chicken!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Fire Emblem Heroes when you can have Minecraft mobs as your loyal companions? Let’s craft and conquer together!