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CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

America, building, Celebrity, controversial verdict, courtroom drama, CraftyBlockz, criminal justice system, cultural phenomenon, famous trial, high profile case, historical significance, legal drama, Legal System, media circus, media coverage, Minecraft, OJ trial, public fascination, public interest, race relations, racial tensions, real, societal impact, Survival, trial, true crime

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Star Shards Collected:	190	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	5561	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1799	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimension Hops:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7326
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).