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Orc Tales Minecraft Server

Adventure, berserk, chapter 8.2, FANTASY, JOKE, Manga, manga chapters, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forums, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, Orc, Orc Eiyuu Monogatari, Parody, release schedule, Server, sluggish release, Tales

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

ancient egyptians, card collecting, card demand, card history, card industry, card investment, card market, card nostalgia, card prices, card rarity, card speculation, card supply, card value, Cards, collectible cards, cost, expensive cards, hyper ancient cards, Minecraft, old cards, retro gaming rig, smp, Tfffff, trading cards, vintage cards

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

Introvert, ISOLATED, lack of social experiences, lack of social life, lack of social skills, Life, limited social circle, Loneliness, Minecraft, minimal social activities, minimal social interactions, minimal social outings, non-traditional lifestyle, Outsider, Server, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, unconventional habits, unconventional hobbies, unconventional lifestyle, unique experiences, weird, Weird Life

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	670670	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

BDSM, chastity, control, denial, DOMINANCE, Domination, female denial, female domination, Female Rage, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, gooning, kink, max capacity, Minecraft, power play, RAGE, role reversal, smp, solution, Submission, Women empowerment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	465	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anime fans, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, defiance, Earth, FANTASY, heretics, japanese, Mecha, Minecraft, movement, nonconformity, Orb, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, resistance, revolution, Sci Fi, Server, societal norms, SUBS, underground movement

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Account.., banner, description, Donations, GIF, Grief, Griefersky, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, PARWORLD, Pirate, Private, Russian, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

parworld.run.place

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mines Excavated:	4818	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	327185
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!