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TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	30
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	43931
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8012	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	300	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	389
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	728
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4724	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1852	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	140
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1075
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

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