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ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

ClichéCraft: Digging for Wisdom

advice, Cliche, cliché advice, ClichéCraft, Digging, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, life wisdom, personal growth, perspective, Profound, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, True, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cliché advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some hilariously outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and discover the true meaning of life through the power of building blocky structures and fighting off pixelated zombies. Our players have received advice that seemed cliché at first, but turned out to be profoundly true, like “don’t dig straight down” and “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies.”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories of players who have conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Join us and become a legend in your own right as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build the most epic roller coasters, and prank your friends with explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Becoming an OP KING in Minecraft!, Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, minecraft server, Nico, Nico and Cash

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Cash is a talented musician with a unique blend of soulful vocals and catchy melodies. With influences ranging from classic rock to modern pop, Cash’s music appeals to a wide audience. Known for his captivating live performances and charismatic stage presence, Cash continues to perform and write music that resonates with fans around the world.

UglyCartoonCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animation, art style, artistic expression, Beautiful, beauty standards, character design, comparison, creativity, Cultural differences, cultural influence, Diversity, East Asian characters, global perspectives, media representation, Minecraft, Server, Stereotypes, Ugly, UglyCartoonCraft, visual appeal, Western animation, Western characters

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	90901	Villages Defended:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of looking at those ugly Western characters in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most beautiful East Asian characters! Join us and experience a world where every pixel is perfection and every block is a work of art. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to build with super speed and fly like a majestic dragon. So why settle for ugly when you can join us and be surrounded by beauty? See you in the pixelated paradise!

MigrantCraft SMP – “Blocky Borders: Immigration Edition”

assimilation, bad, Based, blocky, borders, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, Edition, Good, Immigrants, immigration, integration, kill on sight, Leftist, MigrantCraft, Multiculturalism, north sentinel island, Political debate, racist, retarded, smp, Social Issues, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Items Found:	8051
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd!

What is the IP for WolfeyVGC Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	221	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

WolfeyVGC, also known as Wolfe Glick, is a prominent figure in the competitive Pokemon scene. With multiple championship wins under his belt, he is widely regarded as one of the top players in the world. Known for his strategic prowess and innovative team-building skills, Wolfey has solidified his place as a force to be reckoned with in both in-person and online tournaments. His dedication to the game and passion for competition have earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a fierce competitor.

What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Farms Harvested:	925

Minecraft SMP – /Blox/ – Building Blockheads

Big Run, Blockheads, BLOX, booru, Build analyzer, building, Character, collectables, coop, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Sizzle Season, smp, splatoon, Version 9.0.0 patch notes, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic events like the Big Run, where you’ll race against other players in a crazy obstacle course filled with traps and challenges. And don’t even get me started on the Grand Festival, where you’ll have to choose between Past, Present, or Future-themed builds to compete for the title of the ultimate builder!

But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!

CraftyKievDefense

cnn, Conflict, CraftyKievDefense, Defense Minister, defense strategy, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, international relations, Military, military confrontation, military intelligence, Military operations, military targets, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Targets, UKRAINIAN, US officials, WARFARE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. we got, like, ukrainian defense ministers and stuff, presenting lists of targets inside russia to US officials. like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of this crazy, wild ride. who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next. maybe we’ll start a war with the creepers or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come on, join us and let’s make some history together. or at least blow up some stuff.

Minecraft server: PhaseCraftGen

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraftGen, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our crazy characters! From Lia, the master of building, to Dizzy Dokuro, the expert in mining, we have it all! Want to team up with Hakushika Iori and build a castle made entirely of diamonds? Or maybe you’d rather go on an adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi to find the legendary golden apple? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure guarded by Remilia Nephys, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride dragons and battle giant creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelatedPicasso Minecraft SMP

abstract, ai, ai art, art, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer-generated, creativity, deep learning, digital art, digital creation, futuristic, glitch art, Hands, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, PixelatedPicasso, smp, surreal, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Farms Harvested:	574	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the players have messed up hands from all the intense gameplay. But don’t worry, it just adds to the challenge and makes things more interesting!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!