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I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

appreciation, argies, Crashing, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, misjudged, misunderstanding, proper time, reconciliation, smp, Surprise, thank you, Timing, timing is critical, timing is crucial, timing is essential, timing is everything, timing is key, unexpected

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

advice, clear path, clown world, degenerate culture, finding energy, Happy, low wages, low-trust society, Minecraft, motivated, overcoming adversity, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal decay, Staying Happy, third world invaders, toxic food, unaffordable housing, Weimerica, Western countries, young White men

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Coin, critique, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Evaluation, Fun, humor, Investment, long tail tag, meme, meme coin, meme economy., meme market, Minecraft, new coin, pump and dump, pump.fun, racist, satire, smp, Speculative, TOKEN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, crash to desktop, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, Gammasissies, good hunting, HUD guide, lockup, Miscellaneous Guide, mod guide, mod reviews, modding, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, Stalker

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

Based, brutality, Charles Manson, crime, cult leader, cult mentality, DESERVED, Evil, Hollywood, Justice, Manipulation, manson, Manson cult, Manson was based, Minecraft, murder, Sharon Tate, smp, Tate, Tate deserved it, Tragedy, true crime, Twisted, Victims

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	270
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Economy PvP Skyblock Modded Factions Whitelisted Vanilla Java Bedrock Redstone Farming Building Exploration, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Animals Bred:	81	Dimension Hops:	6

(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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BeyondMC

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrock Port, BeyondMC, BeyondMC.net, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, java, Java Version, LifeSteal, lifesteal event, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Real Challenge, server ip, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	316793
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

beyondmc.net:19132

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

Anime, Character development, creative decisions, cultural norms, Diversity, fertility, fictional characters, Gender Roles, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Motherhood, narrative choices, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Pregnant Women, rare, representation, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, storytelling, taboo, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

Author, Author’s Mouthpiece, chatterbox, Crafty, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouthpiece, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Items Found:	7055
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!