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Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	8031	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	558809

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

#exciting, Author’s developments, capabilities, Crafts, gameplay, HiTech, Innovative, Minecraft, MODERN, Mods, new technologies, quest lines, ULTRATECH, WIP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Farms Harvested:	584
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

Adventure, Adventures, Bosses, Community, custom content, Development, diamonds, Dungeons, Events, finding, haystack, Interaction, Java Developer, LUNA, Mining, Other, passionate team, Player Trading, player-driven economy, Prizes, Quests, Raids, server-wide., Survival, UNICORN

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

best movie dialogue, best movie lines, classic movie quotes, dialogue, famous movie quotes, Favorite, favorite dialogue, favorite movie moments, favorite movie quotes, favorite movie scenes, film, Iconic movie quotes, memorable movie quotes, Minecraft, Movie, movie conversations, movie dialogue, movie quotes that stick, movie quotes to live by, movie quotes to remember, movie script, smp, top movie quotes, unforgettable movie quotes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	2181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

BoomerBlocker, Caretaker, caretaking, combative, disabled sister, elderly caretaker, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family home, financial support, Housing, human right, leaking roof, Minecraft, Mold, mountain town, Personality Disorder, rent free, Repairs, rotting siding, Server, Tenant, vacation home

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6029
Void Armor Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

HitWonder SMP

#earworm, 90s, artist, catchy, chart topper, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, Forgotten, guilty pleasure, hit song, HitWonder, iconic, memorable, Music, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, pop, Radio, Singalong, smp, Throwback, top 40

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyQuarterShop

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!