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NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Go to the End, international relations, Military, Nuclear Doctrine, nukecraft, Politics, power, putin, Putins, revise, russia, SECURITY, threatens, Ukraine, Ultimatum, Vows, War, world news

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3719
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!

Sandcastle Skyscrapers

Architecture, building materials, cityscape, Concrete, construction, construction industry, Engineering, environmental impact, Glass, high rise buildings, innovative design, materials science, Modern Architecture, sand, Sandcastle, sandcastles, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Sustainable Design, urban design, urban development

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

Adventures, Analysis, Bacteria, correlation, death, Disease, findings, FloraCraft, Gut, gut health, health, Illness, INDIVIDUALS, infection, intestinal flora, Medical, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mortality, research, Science, study, wrenching

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!

age requirement, baked, Bluemap, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farm, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, lightweight server, Minecraft, mvp, Paper 1.21, Potatoes, real, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	614350	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchantments Applied:	269
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
A kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

anatomy, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, judgement, male genitalia, Masculinity, micro peen, Minecraft, moms, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual health, size doesn’t matter, size shaming, societal pressure, Sons, Stereotypes, stigma, TinyButMighty, worrying

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Everyday Correspondence, friendlist, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, Record of Reflective Writing, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.

We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.

And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockBuddies, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Confrontation, FLIRTING, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, partner dynamics, personal space, professional behavior, relationship, Respect, Server, social cues, social dynamics, social events, social interactions, team dynamics, work environment, work relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real world craziness with some virtual fun.

Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.

We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!

And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!

NoBraNoProblemsMC

backyard gatherings, body positivity, braless, church attire, clothing preferences, coffee meetups, comfortable clothing, fitting shirts, gardening chores, mom’s friends, nipple shape, no bra compromise, NoBraNoProblemsMC, not wearing a bra, painting house, public places, Self-expression, small breasts, special occasions, walk/hike outfit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4821	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let it all hang loose? Look no further! Join our server for a bra-free gaming experience like no other.

We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?

So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!

NukeCraft Server: US vs China

arms control, arms race, bilateral talks, China, Diplomacy, global security, informal talks, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear agreements, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Server, strategic stability, U.S

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7663	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!

CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler

100 million, 100m, Businessman, CraftyScamKing, crime, criminal activity, Deception, financial fraud, fraud, Homicide, hustler, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, Killed, law enforcement, money laundering, Records, scandal, Toronto, Tragedy, triple shooting, Victims

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!