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BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	4590	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3271

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the best parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator arenas, and even discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve seen a chicken riding a rollercoaster, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Zelenskiy’s Peaceful Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskiy himself is seeking ‘truly just peace’ for ukraine but in minecraft form! battle it out with other players in intense pvp matches to see who can achieve the most peace in the land! build your own peace treaties and alliances with other players to dominate the server and bring true harmony to the virtual world. zelenskiy will be there to guide you on your quest for peace, offering words of wisdom and encouragement as you navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

TerrorCraft: Hostage Havoc

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5596
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got rid of all those pesky terrorists holding hostages! like, we straight up went in there and saved the day, now we’re just chillin and building epic stuff in Minecraft. come join us and be a hero too, or just have a laugh with us as we tell crazy stories about our epic rescue mission. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. come join the fun!

Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, have you ever wondered if Jeff Bezos sleeps naked or with Pajamazon on? Well, guess what, on our epic Minecraft server, you can find out the answer to this burning question! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a house made entirely out of Amazon boxes and fight off creepers with Bezos himself! Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, Bezos will personally deliver a package to your virtual doorstep. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Adventures

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141

join our epic minecraft server where u can be the ultimate narcissist and rule over all! show off ur grandiosity and leadership skills as u build ur empire and make others bow down to u. u don’t need to worry about what others think of u, cuz on this server, u are the king (or queen) of the world. come join us and let ur narcissistic tendencies run wild!

What is the IP for Lachlan Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Lachlan is a talented and versatile individual known for his passion for creativity and ambition in various pursuits. With a background in art and design, Lachlan has cultivated a unique perspective and style that sets him apart in his field. His work reflects his dedication to showcasing the beauty in simplicity and his ability to bring ideas to life through his artistry. Lachlan is constantly expanding his skills and exploring new opportunities to challenge himself creatively and professionally.

💫Honami MC Write /free and get a free donation! Minecraft server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Honami MC is a server where you can relax comfortably with friends, have a rest in your free time, playing on our server. Our server tries to make a good community, where players can play calmly!

[ Версия сервера 1.8x – 1.20x ] To enter the server, add our server to your server list.

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru, come in!

Our server has a free donation, with which you can get more and more opportunities and privileges for your game on the server.

Enter the command /free and get a free donation!

Our server is new, so we made discounts for every player on ANY donation 70%!

Want to find friends on the server? Our social networks:

VK: https://vk.com/honami_mc

TG: https://t.me/honami_mc

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru

mc.Honami.ru

Semi-Anarchy- Where chaos meets land-claiming and silk-spawning at the 30m world border in Miscria!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	708
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Anarchy with land claiming	Players can claim land but can still attack others in the wild
Unmoderated chat	Chat is not moderated as long as players stay within the law
Additional plugins	Includes Terralith, silk spawners, and convenience commands

Hope to see some people joining!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP is 15.204.145.249:25565

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: Yes, players can attack each other in the wild but can also claim land for protection

Q: Are there any rules for chat?

A: Chat is unmoderated as long as players follow the server rules

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Players Killed by Monsters:	7450

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes, including planning a coup on a small European nation!

Picture this: a group of based natsoc Americans teaming up, getting their hands on a plane with weapons, and taking over a tiny European country. Why Belgium, you ask? Because why not! With weak police and no one paying attention, it’s the perfect opportunity for some chaotic fun.

And if Belgium isn’t enough for you, we also have our eyes on Luxembourg. Who knows, maybe we’ll conquer the whole continent one tiny nation at a time! So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).