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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 199 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4386 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!
join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!
