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ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	588	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ores Mined:	8937
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Farms Harvested:	660
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	9102
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4561	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2576	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Love Letters Sent:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6104	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!